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Fame, Fame, I am Famous

numbfoot — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 10:41:02 +0000

Finally my greatness has been recognised.

I have been asked to make a grand Personal Appearance at Heathrow in the very important Saturday tea-time slot.

It can only mean that I’m about to be made a judge on Xy-Factal or Britain’s Got Talcum, maybe Strictlys Ballsrooms.

Very Excited. I’m told flocking fans are flying in to meet me. I must be humble.

Worrying times

numbfoot — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 10:32:49 +0000

I hear dark rumours of returning ‘Loved Ones’. I have no idea what that could be but feasts are being prepared & grand gatherings planned . . . . . . .

I hope my help with the BBQs & looking after Dools last week will be remembered . . .

I have control

numbfoot — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 16:01:34 +0000

So I have found the best seat in the house and am now number one super supremo of all I survey. This makes me very happy.

Down in Poole . . . . .

numbfoot — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 20:37:16 +0000

You know where I am,

Look at the Sunset,

You know where I am.

Bo Bee Leeps

numbfoot — Mon, 29 Jul 2013 20:16:06 +0000

Tee Hee I have found this super comfy spot in the store room.

I’m pretty safe here I think. They’ll never find me with all the boats, boxes & crates that are jammed in here.

Just Playin’

numbfoot — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 14:56:55 +0000

Found one of these lyin’ around. I am now World Fifa 13 Champion.

Some people are finding that a little hard to take. I must be careful.

Lumpy Lard Boy

numbfoot — Sat, 27 Jul 2013 19:43:27 +0000

That fool of a dog has missed his bed again. What does he find so difficult about hitting it?

Watching a film about swimming with sharks. As usual the English annoying arse character will get eaten & there will be much rejoicing.

Way eh eh Watford FC

numbfoot — Sat, 27 Jul 2013 16:18:38 +0000

Today I got to go and see the Mighty Hornets play their footy the ball at Vicarage Road. It was a great occasion & they won 2 jump abouts to none & there was much rejoicing.

Chillaxing

numbfoot — Fri, 26 Jul 2013 17:44:57 +0000

But at the end of the day, if I am really lucky I can shotgun the big seat, grab the ‘motes, kick back & enjoy a cool evening watching TV. I really enjoy anything by His Holiness Saint David Of The Attenborough, Raymond Mearries, Bearty Grillies or . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sixteen & Pregnant. Quallllllittty.

Chores Chores Chores

numbfoot — Fri, 26 Jul 2013 17:37:29 +0000

I also have to do my chores though. I have to do the ironing, walk the dog & choose the wine. I am very very very much loved for doing this.