Author Archives: numbfoot

Finally my greatness has been recognised. I have been asked to make a grand Personal Appearance at Heathrow in the very important Saturday tea-time slot. It can only mean that I’m about to be made a judge on Xy-Factal or … Continue reading →

I hear dark rumours of returning ‘Loved Ones’. I have no idea what that could be but feasts are being prepared & grand gatherings planned . . . . . . . I hope my help with the BBQs & … Continue reading →

So I have found the best seat in the house and am now number one super supremo of all I survey. This makes me very happy.  

 You know where I am,  You know where I am, Look at the Sunset, You know where I am.

Tee Hee I have found this super comfy spot in the store room. I’m pretty safe here I think. They’ll never find me with all the boats, boxes & crates that are jammed in here.

Found one of these lyin’ around. I am now World Fifa 13 Champion. Some people are finding that a little hard to take. I must be careful.

That fool of a dog has missed his bed again. What does he find so difficult about hitting it? Watching a film about swimming with sharks. As usual the English annoying arse character will get eaten & there will be much … Continue reading →

Today I got to go and see the Mighty Hornets play their footy the ball at Vicarage Road. It was a great occasion & they won 2 jump abouts to none & there was much rejoicing.

But at the end of the day, if I am really lucky I can shotgun the big seat, grab the ‘motes, kick back & enjoy a cool evening watching TV. I really enjoy anything by His Holiness Saint David Of … Continue reading →

I also have to do my chores though. I have to do the ironing, walk the dog & choose the wine. I am very very very much loved for doing this.                   … Continue reading →